When my wife and I were expecting we wanted to keep the sex a surprise. I used every opportunity to be a pain in the ass about it. “Do you know what you’re having?” “Well we suspect it’s human but I who knows.” “Boy or girl?” “No idea, they’ll probably let us know at some point.”

Amazing how bonkers it drove some people. Can’t recommend it enough for this reason alone.

I think you’re thinking of The Social Netpork. This one was about capturing bombastic performances.

Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy.