I’m cool with just not driving. Fuck you, car manufacturers. If I can’t feasibly live a lifestyle on public transit I’ll buy the oldest shittiest shitbox on Earth and drive it until it fucking explodes.

It’s not like the majority of software “engineering” was actual engineering before LLMs either.

Sex isn’t just about raw physical stimulation. It’s also an emotional experience, and I would argue it’s primarily an emotional experience. I’m telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

Toys are fun don’t get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills

Some strong symbolism here. Something made for no purpose other than pleasure, with a long history of bringing people together, forming culture, celebrating happiness, etc. Then pour it into your car to destroy it just to get to work. The machine is hungry…

Just remember that everyone on the internet is a robot trying to piss you off in order to siphon your vital essence

more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏

im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

As programmers I feel we have a duty to the environment to write software that operates efficiently

Ima be honest I don’t believe such a thing exists. I think mobile games kind of necessarily max out at “alright”

Make good use of your time and you won’t need to fuss about it. It’s like trying to grasp running water.

Why is that?

At least it’s also way fucking worse lmfao

Fight me irl im jacked

Man I love games practically more than anything but you don’t need to be plugged in all the time. Reading a fantastic book is a way more fulfilling use of your time on transit compared to playing a shitty mobile game.

“If you want to get into this bathroom you have to show me your pussy”

“To prove I’m not trans?”

“What? I don’t work here”

If I see you going for red I’m killing you so factor that in

See this never could have fooled me because I have an inherent and strong distrust for beautiful people

Calories cost money

Translation: It’s time to give my company your computer

Proprietary software contains spyware. Sky is blue. Water is wet.