TLDW/R?

It’s also thanks to this asshole that we have a lot of the conservative federal judges that we do across the country. Fuck this Christian Nationalist piece of shit.

Schnapps, you say? (suddenly in need of a drink )

Now you’re speaking my language.

They will shit the bed. Make no mistake.

This article is about social media and teens, not about little kids watching Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood cartoons or Sesame Street. The title is totally misleading.

Thank you. This all makes sense now.

Why did the alien go to Turkey, as opposed to other countries on Earth? I don’t get it, but then again, I don’t get out much.

Is Trump in the running for most attempts on a president’s life yet? I feel like the number is getting up there.

Beautiful.

lol

“I’ve got a golden ticket…”

Mustn’t - click - link…

Fuck the DNC.

I see you like your human marbled.

Hahahahahah!!!

Suck it.

Kards. It’s a WW2 card game that’s super easy to play and fun.

This is great news for everyone.

For a second there I thought this was Old Gregg.

Gloriously accurate statement.