You could but it wouldn’t have the same crunch.
You could but it wouldn’t have the same crunch.


Shazbot!


So you’re ready to move on and do them as an adult?
When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.


On the bright side, they are giving Iran a reason to rethink their views on nuclear weapons, so they may end up being right in the long run…


You haven’t taken a real shit until you’ve wiped your ass with classified papers.
No you didn’t!


Sure just transfer the rights to Valve.


I need to check for a concussion. Please count the five lights.


She hasn’t taken over yet. There’s still time!
And I have $12!