“Latest and greatest” my fucking sides lmao

My company gave me some US shitware and I’ve got some local shitware instead.

If you can’t make that work and are dependent on the teat of the slopgenerators, that’s a skill issue on you, buddy.

Yes but why are we allowing user input to be fed to an executable in that environment?

I dunno man, I’m not a slopjockey so I don’t know the minutiae of the addiction.

All of our devs appear to have M5s right now. All of those copilot+ laptops have NPUs too.

It already happened, small language models are busy dragging their nutsack on frontier models, running on a macbook and costing nothing

Where’s the fucking product, Sam?

lfm2 works like greased lightning on the NPU built into the current macbook M5.

Does nobody isolate ffmpeg and friends from their application?

I can’t imagine you’d have much fun breaking into a container that terminates the moment the original ffmpeg stops, or over-runs its max execution time…

What the fuck is a zero day in the context of ffmpeg?

Its not like its a system service that you can get ingress through…

“AI found 21 bugs in massive video project” sounds like junior developer shit hungry to get some shit on their resume.

Even if it wasn’t AI slop, this wouldn’t be impressive.

The server is the machine, from e.g dell, or a virtual machine subdividing a real piece of equipment

The webserver is a piece of software it runs that responds mostly to HTTP requests. e.g Apache, Nginx, Traefik, Caddy.

All webservers are running on a server. Not all servers run webserver software, they might be a fileserver running samba or nfs.

wtf why is the hoodline at chest height

we have mansfield bars but nothin’ doin’ the same at the front?

Arizona government: I like money

Kinda implies that the speed limit is too low or the road in question is too free-flowing for the stated limit.

But that’d require some reflection from the dumpster baby country.

Florida has culture in the same way a bathtub has a scumline.

Its also renting a car that I don’t have to maintain, nor give much of a shit about, which has its own value.

I do not aspire to -own- anything they’re manufacturing right now, its all trash.

The module in each door is actually a cost saving - All you gotta send to the door is canbus/linbus, power, ground and an optical cable from the headunit for (potentially) an in-door amplifier.

• Sub 500 euro/mo lease
• Enough range to handle my 340km round trip with the A/C on or in the snow.
• Not a disgusting soft blob with a cheap strip club interior (looking at you mercedes) or a brick shaped SUV (looking at you Hyundai, though the front ripping on the Rangerover is quite handsome)

Just give me a premium-ish feeling sedan from a boring brand. Why can’t I buy a small, fully loaded ford or citroen or hyundai any more?

No, I steal the content and have the ads auto-stripped by not being a mong and having a few plugins installed.

People pay for that?

Because they can pay for it, and because humans enjoy spectacle.

Americans too fat to walk from the carpark to the beach.

I’d say that as if it was a joke but it appears to be what happened here.

Why the fuck would you allow vehicles onto the beach in the first place to drag their oily bullshit up on the sand

The IPO means they’ll be listed in things like the S&P 500 which means they’ll get automatic investment from our pension funds and the like.

Someone needs to do the needful.

I mean seriously, just try ollama with lfm2 on a macbook with the current NPU… Why the fuck would I pay these clowns to run that process elsewhere? Why would I pay for model access when they’ve plateaued and open/free models are everywhere?