That headline is a serious roller coaster ride…

I mean… we’ve gone out a few times. It’s pretty casual still. I wouldn’t say we are seeing each other.

Congress actually told him No to something…

So of course he is going to smash the big red tarriff button, the only feature on his plastic Fisher Price Resolute desk playset.

Ah. The evergreen headline…

Also:

• put down your phone.

Replace it when you can. Notepad. Wristwatch. Books. Go analog when you can and try to make due without it when you can’t. Weird how difficult it is to go (even an hour) without access to your phone.

Every word that comes out of his mouth is like a turd that falls into your drink.

STOP REPORTING on every demented utterance of this narcissistic sundowning ass-clown. He’d fucking condemn the existence of oxygen if it fit his agenda.

REPORT on the AGENDA.

Signal > Noise

All hail the Onion!

… Gimpster?

The movie was based loosely on a ‘non-fiction’ book written by radio host and conspiracy theorist Art Bell.

So basically, that’s where we are currently with the state of discourse involving environmental science. We are being warned about something of massive significance and dire consequence by way of a reference to a 20 year old Roland Emmerich movie based on a book written by a loonie…

I’m not real hopeful for our chances as a species…

For the clicks.

‘Scientist warn that environmental acronym is fucked’ is a headline everyone has learned to tune out.

But if maybe Jake Gyllenhaal can save us… I mean, now you want to know more, right?

Oh thank God… We almost had to use the metric system there didn’t we?

You’re a child until you’re 30.

Being an “Adult” just means there is a 50 - 50 that you are able to recognize the right decision / course of action in any given situation.

NOTHING guarantees that this recognition means anything at all…

Cat distribution system suffers a pretty serious glitch…

Fucking, 30 years of bad headlines from this one POS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE:

term limits/ votes of no confidence/ calls for impeachment/ efforts to reform the Judicial/ … The adults?

Bad news with the AMOC modeling yesterday. 2100 is starting to seem optimistic…

Seriously. I’ve got a FF plugin that automatically replaces “Fetterman” with “A Bag of Dicks Wearing a Hoodie”

It’s a real time saver…

Wait, our own space program? Is that a thing we’re supposed to have?

I do not understand what is happening here…

But I do agree this is the BEST sci Fi novel of the year.

Tennessee…

… Blue Steel!