

“Traders”… oh that’s strange, they misspelled traitors


“Traders”… oh that’s strange, they misspelled traitors


How does he just look like an old Charlie Kirk. We’re in a simulation and there’s so many shit people the rendering layer is just caching them now
It was provided
Sure, but the cost of it was also baked into your monthly subscription, you were renting it. And if they gave it to you “for free” they were still making tons of profits on your monthly bill
Not saying it’s not worse, but the idea that was like “when corporations were nice” also definitely isn’t true


For anyone who doesn’t know, the US is the largest oil producer in the world, more than double any other country. So that’s the reason prices aren’t going up as much as they may be elsewhere, but also what that means is that when we attack Iran us oil company stocks skyrocket. People pay more, billionaires reap, hedge funds reap, the military industrial complex reaps. War as a service.


This is an ATM fee


Not to worry. He’s going to be SLAMMED for this. Perhaps even someone will BLAST him. And since journalism is literal Pokémon moves now he might even be CONFUSED or HYPNOTIZED


I think that was April and I’m sure the Trump estate and every other wealthy associate didn’t know a bunch of tariffs were coming and then stopping then and buy at the crash and then attack Iran and then sell at peak
https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/05/04/why-oil-stocks-plummeted-in-april/


Yeah but boy howdy have you see those oil stocks



Yeah is hospitals were staffed by “wellness practitioners” it would be like


https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/26/polymarket-secures-investment-from-trump-jr-backed-1789-capital.html
Yes, this is a way to do insider trading at scale with crypto markets to get money from idiots who are still clinging to NFTs and make the money disappear
This started here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWVKiBsdvRA


For those who’ve haven’t seen it:


Except every company is a growth stock now. Automotive, insurance, healthcare, energy companies are all working hard to accelerate growth


love those em dashes, grok really pulling overtime for this one. or maybe openai now that the pentgon contract has been signed


Maybe a few more gold plated jets will do the trick
Excuse me that’s meme version KD6-3.7
Like a free ride when you’ve already paid
yeah but “sir meemsalot” put his watermark on it so it must be good
And also I’m SURE there will be no backdoors installed in these routers. This was a mutual deal to control information, not just a financial one