Ah yes and it shall be called the the X Box Series One

or you may just be tall

Lmao imagine if a shoddily-built ballroom collapses on this administration, killing everyone. What a poetic resolution.

Yeah we have a solution for that already.

It’s called the volume knob.

hiring.cafe

My genuinely schizophrenic friends really don’t like when schizophrenia is used as the punchline of a joke.

huh?

Yea

My personal philosophy on this is that the forces that shaped me and made me who I am will still exist after I’m gone, so it seems inevitable that some version of me will someday recombobulate by pure chance into some variation of what I represent.

This is called “determinism”

apple podcasts lets you skip ahead in 30 setting intervals, even through ads

Forgot to list 7 million crabs

Santa Claus 2?

Die Hard?

Do I need to have had Hep A first in order to understand Hep B?

I agree with this. I hope he brings the whole party down with him when he inevitably croaks.

This one reads like a family guy cutaway gag (in a good way)

wifi jamming would be much more localized and would affect far fewer people than a cell jammer

no

I usually forget, but if I remember I just chug the remaining milk.