Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn’t get in trouble.

My project manager refuses to use hotkeys, watching her copy/paste with the right click context menu takes years off my life.

Highlighting the best part, what a badass.

“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.

Did he have bail money on him now?

“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”

Thank you for that, I needed a good chuckle today.

Collect money, convert to bottle caps.

After 100 boxes I finally unlocked paste, but still can’t copy.