Don’t worry, the next model they release probably won’t allow you to do that.

None of them have the guts to put CEOs behind bars.

I wonder if their leaderboards have an AI-generated cartoon of a baby polar bear on a barbecue grill.

If it isn’t a fake company I’d be shocked. It’s not like there’s a whole lot of external accountability in the entire business model.

the “Some of you may die” speech by Lord Farquaad from Shrek would be too on-the-nose, tho.

the only way for private companies to have less power is if governments enact laws that curtail powers, and actually enforce them. The last step is more challenging to do when the humans involved are physically elsewhere on the globe, but it’s not impossible.

that chain saw is not at the correct height

they want the plebs to reduce each other’s numbers.

a-ha and their eleven studio albums have entered the chat

all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly

exactly. either the law applies only to The Poors, or it applies to everyone.
if the law applies to everyone, then it needs to be applied.
if you can’t apply the law, maybe apply something else.

with a golden calf just above each golden ankle

but paying for something and still being treated like shit are what they’ve accepted so far. Why should they expect more from a concert?

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the real cursed timeline is they’re going to run someone else in the immediate family for president, like Melania or Don Jr. Have fun with that.

They absolutely fucking are doing that. There may be other parties involved, take your pick. Everything surrounding this is basically a Brexit-style psyop.

Alberta has fossil fuels and minerals. America wants them. Simple as that.

because they have the best laid plans

evidently Palantir wasn’t able to use all available data and a few glaciers to find out who was saying mean things about Important People With Money. This oughta fill in those gaps.

I had an idea for a version of Primer where the timeline iteration of each character hovers over them while they are onscreen. This guy is from timeline 1, this other guy is from timeline 12.

they didn’t have room for “is entirely fucking unnecessary” in the headline