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Yeah, I bought Yooka-Laylee, and really wanted to like it, but… I didn’t. Then I heard the ‘Yooka-Replaylee’ remake was a huge improvement, so I bought that too, and still bounced off it after a few hours.

But I’m still glad it seems to be doing really well, because it’s obvious a lot of care goes into it, and it’s good for the 3D platformer genre in general. 👍

[holding clipboard] I think I’ll just put you down as “Autistic”.

Oh, I’ll piggyback on this one and say: Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass.

I feel like I’m the only person who didn’t struggle with the touch controls at all, and I love both games dearly.

Maybe Switch 2 would be the perfect time to remake them, so you can use mouse controls to write on the map and stuff. 🤔

Researchers historically tended to assume birds either did not masturbate or did so only under the stress of captivity … Accounts from hobbyists revealed that some owners had sought veterinary help when they caught their birds masturbating, fearing the animals might hurt themselves.

Yeah, every customer service worker has met loads. 😬

Dog food lid backwards is dildo of god

I’ve tried switching before, but always found I ultimately preferred Google’s search results.

But if Google’s going to stop showing me search results… that makes things easier. 😬

Not necessarily bots, but astroturfing, yes.

The Israeli government spends a lot of time and money on targeted ads and campaigning to get people to vote for their song. Not just in Israel, either, these are Israeli embassy accounts:

Yeah, the $80 dollar AAA games are presumably going to price enough people out that there’s no need to upgrade anyway. 😬

Thank goodness indies are usually more interesting anyway.

And then most style guides (and human beings) will just change it back. Like they already do with “Game Freak” and others. 🤷‍♂️

And is this “Obama” in the room with us right now?

I’m not really into Disney, but always quite fancied a holiday at one of their parks… until I heard Jenny Nicholson say they pump in themed scents to different areas, and I realised I’d probably just have a migraine the entire time. 🤷‍♂️

Pfft, I’m not interested in Stār Facks, I’m waiting for the next Superb Marlon game

‘Sicko’ showed footage of hospitals dumping sick, disabled, disoriented people on the street and l leaving them to wander because they couldn’t afford healthcare. That was nearly 20 years ago. 🤷‍♂️

A €30 console price hike during a RAM shortage is… not actually as bad as I expected.

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they want to vet the models to make sure they say nice things about Trump.

Fair enough! You can use StoryGraph on desktop/web too, though. ✌️ https://app.thestorygraph.com/

StoryGraph! It’s basically Goodreads, only it’s not owned by Amazon and it doesn’t suck.

He has concepts of a plan