My wife used to wake up tired some mornings and not know why, until I pointed out that the difference was whether her cat was nibbling on her shirt all night.

I don’t live in a climate that supports that. My cat can come and go as she pleases. My other cat won’t come in at night because it’s not his territory.

That’s a good point. The article doesn’t seem to specify to what extent phones are banned.

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing all this opposition to phone bans in school. I don’t understand when the rules changed to allow kids to use them in the first place. I grew up before cell phones were ubiquitous, but if I brought my GBA to class, it would get confiscated. Obviously.

Well now that’s a lot more blood than in the Spider-Man games.

Still blaming the glass cliff scapegoat?

You could have left that take on reddit. You didn’t have to bring it with you.

He needs to be out here inventing cronuts and shit.

Anthem is a goddamn masterpiece, and I will die on this hill. The graphics, the combat, and the traversal were all AAA quality. There just wasn’t enough fodder for the internet hate machine that month, so Anthem got tossed into it for some reason.

Oh, well if that’s Dallas then that’s actually a great view.

I know. But he’s trying to do damage control. He’s aware of how he’s perceived, and he’s worried.

I had a shitty job for a while. A good chunk of my day was taken up with just running this one report. A coworker and I would alternate weeks.

Well I automated it. It still took me half the day to run it, but that’s because I needed breaks to play with my daughter and pet my cat.

When I quit, I sent the automation to my coworker. No sense in her wasting her time.

I have kids, so yes, I watch kids’ cartoons. Today it was DuckTales.

Without kids, I probably wouldn’t watch any tv except what my wife wants to watch. I’d always rather be playing a video game.

I feel like the fact that Bezos himself is out here arguing means that he’s losing.

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“differently than you” is a funny way to say “triple clicking a hyperlink every fucking time oh my god you only have to click it once, mom”.

Are you trying to say that Elon Musk isn’t an avowed Nazi? Prevarication is not the same thing as nuance.

I’ve bought a PC before, so I know that you’re not being honest. Whether or not that’s on purpose, I’m not sure.

Agreed. Sometimes I’ll accidentally take a sip of Coke Zero and it takes me a second longer to tell it’s not my drink. So it’s way better than most, but still terrible.

He’s a literal Nazi. There are less appropriate people to hate.

Whose mad? My mad?