They’ve added to Troopers over the years with an animated series and a new live action one, if anyone’s missed it

Noice. I beat Morio.

Vote Jon H. Ryan

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy.

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.