Jenna & Frank hooked up that one time though

I tagged them back when they had the diatribe about being taught wisdom

Ceci n’est pas une steam controller.

That’s like asking if anyone bothered to sing at all before they could be recorded. A choir has always been made of many notes sung by various people. There was a lot of music in the world before 808s came about.

WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER?

I was a hockey player and a motocrosser. I don’t have blood running through my veins, they’re filled with superstition.

To be truly timeless you need a few things. A band who knows how to name things. Bad ass drum solos. A couple of electric guitars. An accordion. A flute. Yodeling. Mouth noises. And no lyrics to get in the way.

I give you “Hocus Pocus” by Focus.

But that song has all kinds of times in it. Even the title!

It symbolizes the crossroads of ideas.

Especially Jared Leto. MAJOR butthole.

It’s even worse in the video, because the student (yes student) he’s obsessing over is blind. So she can’t see him being all creepy and stalkery AND he keeps asking if it’s him she’s looking for. But she uses her Daredevil powers to make a sculpture of his big ol’ head, so everything is okay.

And what is that saying about what one bad apple does to the whole bunch?

Search YouTube for SNL Snooki and that’s the closest you ever want to get to the actual thing. Bobby Moynihan is a genius.

I was wondering why this guy wasn’t tagged.

That depends. Was Jonathan 21-23 and if so, is he dating an older woman?

I wonder how much of this is blowback from Hawaii kicking their asses.

Nice try, government.

You just broke the first two rules of Throne Club.

And then the fire thing.

It should be “union steward.”