Billboards, flyers, and retroreflective navigational aids all guiding weary travelers to deez nuts

…way to make it weird dude

I eat those groceries like ass

Signs point to ‘yes’

To say a closeup of your face on the way in isn’t an escalation is what’s ridiculous

The old school ones were actual plumbing parts screwed together, and modern iterations use NPT threading to this day. Probably 1/2"

It’s this. Called NPT, probably 1/2"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_pipe_thread

You think area coverage and face scans are remotely similar levels of scrutiny?

I like food and sex.

Come at me.

Didn’t mean to give you grief, hope you enjoy whatever you end up doing with it. Matching barely legal beaters with people I see sleeping rough is kind of my Thing, as long as they can gimp between parking spots enough to not get towed it’s a huge comeup

Imo if you don’t care about it get it to someone who will, wheels are an absolute game changer when you don’t have any

Beloved anti scraping/ddos tool

A as a step towards B man

“Hi gay, I’m dad”

Handling payments/“farm security” for USDA now. Whole-ass press release about being proud to defend the breadbaskest of the fatherland. I’m sleepy but “palantir usda” should get you there

Pretty handy, thanks :)

No sweet without bitter, light without dark, etc. The intensity rather than quality of an experience is what engages us. Contrast between cat pics and war crimes makes your feed hit harder

If your kids aren’t better than you at something you fucked up imo. Hope those know it all assholes know you respect them too, this whole world is way too competitive and that kind of recognition from a parent is incredibly affirming

It’s about what dad can gain from being told. Covering up a mistake like this is condescending and any confidence that lets him keep is false. Part of being up to the job is a realistic idea of your capabilities and the ability to receive feedback. If dad’s still a peer and a real part of the team, he needs (and gets) to know. Hiding accidents like this to maintain a more comfortable reality is how you handle a patient during end of life care, not someone who’s still living and working in the world we share.

Conversely… at some point our capabilities dwindle, no one gets to participate in our shared reality forever. If your father’s at a point where you need to shelter and protect him there’s nothing wrong with that, but it’s quite a heavy responsibility to assume and not necessarily going to be easy or fun for either of you. Very similar commitment to raising a child, but keeps getting harder until they die instead of easier as they grow. It’s heavy stuff and no one here can answer this for you op. The way you frame this makes you seem like an intelligent and caring person, you’ve got this. Good luck out there.

Murder is simple, honest work compared to lobbying or investment banking