Who knew that having policy positions that help regular people would be so popular?

Store brand Rob Riggle

Hey! You can’t say that about what’s his name

Do they come with a mark?

I wonder what the Baileys would think of this.

And who’s payroll campaign donations are the politicians that are pushing these policy coming from?

Don’t forget all the pregnant Chad’s

He’s got a bad case of the brown bag flu.

🎶I’m Peter Thiel and I know about the antichrist🎶

63% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Yaharr!

That’s the earnings report

I am so tired of all the winning!

Blessed be the fruit

https://theartofpants.com/

Relevant SNL sketch

Good Lord. Pic of internet searches shown in court.

So I can know what products I need to buy.

Like from the toilet?

Best we could do was a strongly worded letter.