I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It’s so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it’s about perfect.

Have you seen the meme video of this song?)

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”

“Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?”

Since you’re using prowlarr, I recommend adding as many as you can. You’ll get some stall, but that’s the price you (don’t) pay. If you have the time, choose several baseurls for the failing indexers so you can get as many as possible.

It’s time to switch to invidious apps. Scrobble and gobble.

"Welcome to Jersey Mike’s. What would you like on your sub? "

I’d like carrots, cucumbers, and avocado…no, don’t slice them. I want it raw.

… ??? !!!

“Welcome to Subway. What would you like on your sub?”

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Reminds me of Puffin Rock, the most beautiful kids show I’ve ever seen.

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

I thought tools like OnlyOffice filled in that gap. Nice to see an alternative.

Supernatural

I absolutely loved the show, it could’ve been wrapped up sooner. It could’ve ended before the leviathans and I would’ve been happy.

“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”

Nine Inch Nails - “Leaving Hope” and “And All That Could Have Been”

I know I’m fucked either way.

No matter what time of the year, we’re in the news a lot.

It’s not considered a deadly weapon (lol) in my state. You can even open carry it, but I’d rather not.