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I read that some cities are putting garbage bags over existing Flock cameras. Would that work in AZ where it’s so hot the bags are likely to melt?

Those sorts of people still have access to cans of gasoline and more motivation to prevent such places from existing.

I’m reading Laura Franko’s BROADWAY REVIVAL again. A Broadway actor and composer uses his brother’s participation in THE SLINGSHOT, a time machine for historians, to go from 2077 to 1934 and prevent George Gershin from dying of a brain tumor. He brings 2077 drugs to do it.

https://www.amazon.com/Broadway-Revival-Laura-Frankos/dp/1732523924

I don’t have a laudable goals, but if I could, I’d pump Jim Hensen full futuristic drugs so he didn’t die. The world can always use more rainbows.

They sent him a gift basket full of sand and a crocket mallet. And a nice infographic on heavy card stock show how he can pound the sand up his ass with the crocket mallet.

Their PAs thought that a piece of rope so he can hang it and attempt to piss on it when it’s swinging would be to hard for the guy to figure out.

Were these people stupid enough to purchase the phone with cash or a check and not a credit card? I’m sure VISA, M/C, and AMEX will refund the charge and do a chargeback. If they were stupid enough to wait more then two months (most companies have a 60 limit on contested charges), then they deserve to be shafted.

You gotta remember that OR was where a local city thought the way to get rid of a dead whale on their beach was to blow it up with dynamite. Left cars in the parking lot crushed by 1000lb chucks of whale blubber. Imagine filing that insurance claim. Anyway, this is just their grandkids keeping up the same tradition of mediocrity.

I’ve been using black beans instead of red in chili for years. It’s a matter of preference. I think kidneys have a thicker skin. Black or red beans get creamy the longer you cook them.

My cat had the same reaction to the electric can opener before they had pop-tops.

Sadly, they’re gone now but I imagine every time I opened a pop-top can of anything, they’d come running into the kitchen.

A friend pointed out the pineapples are bromeliads. This “flower” demonstrates it.

When a friend’s parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.

This is why I moved everything in my repos to codeberg.org once the Github VP left leaving Microslop in charge. I figured this would happen.

This assumes he doesn’t die in office. How many Wiccans and cardiologists are preying for a blood clot?

Classic plot of most of the Reddit revenge and Youtube channels.

I wonder if Brian wears a condom when he does it.

So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?

I’d already planned on skipping this and looking at Colbert’s excerpts on his show. It wouldn’t be the same anyway without Speaker Nancy Pelosi golf clapping at his gibbering. And ripping up the written copy as a chef’s kiss.

I predict the Highway department is going to end up cleaning up a lot of poop off that highway. And people will be stealing signed announcing it’s name. Or shooting holes in those signs.

Trump is going to have the same problem with his gravesite unless it’s patrolled 24x7x365. A camera can be cut down, painted over, or otherwise destroyed. People will find a way to defile his final resting place. Eric and Don Jr. are going to spend so much money keeping that from happening at Mar-A-Lago.

I wonder what would have happened if had been his 14yo son’s jock strap.

I tried to get to the supposedly free version of Babylon 5: The Gathering and it says it’s private. Other videos play. What are you seeing about Youtube being down?

“I never wished a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow

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