This is the one that splits into 6, before impact.

How can he be a business owner AND a politician? That’s a clear conflict of interest.

In UK we call that “leasehold”

I sometimes wonder if they have any thoughts regarding the internet notoriety of that one particular skit out of so many.

“Social” suddenly feels like the wrong word for it, when the entity being fooled is a next-word-predictor algorithm.

Fits -> sits.

Google’s built in AI for searches is hilariously inept about a third of the time.

That’s when you notice it being hilariously inept. It actually worse than that, but in areas you’re not expert enough to notice.

It sounds like that’s the point.

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Counterpoint: Angine de Poitrine.

Milk bottles in the supermarkets in the UK are now using weird sizes like 1.136l, because apparently that easier for some old cunt to read.

Rope? I thought Jabba used a gold chain?

I will,

Put it in my pocket, put it in my pocket, in my back pocket, put in my pocket, in my pocket, in my back pocket.

Keyboard - looks awful.

Mouse - looks awful

Mousepad - kinda stylish (yet awful)

Phone mount/case - looks like it will protect the phone when it inevitably falls.

*South Australia

Now I’m imagining Dr Bunsen Honeydew shouting “Pivot!”

Like it was not just invented by a generic computation machine called the human brain, multiple times in different locations. Its more fundamental than that.

It’s the stuff they’re pushing like its new and fascinating and will grab people’s attention. So it makes you feel like you’re ahead of the curve.

A mountain. But a revered one, that they’re not gonna blow up or dig tunnels through, like Mt Fuji. Just chill and look at the scenery and the goofy little humans, for thousands of years.

I successfully read one recently! I was watching sumo, and they show the wrestlers names first in kanji, than add the romaji later, and I saw that trident looking one at the end of a name and I thought -i know that one, that’s mountain, so could be -yama, or maybe -zan, at the end of the guy’s name, and tried to guess who was coming out next. Turned out it was Kinbozan, so i was right, but also meh.