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Also, let’s be fair: if wishes were coming true, I’d never trust myself not to ask for a whole passel o’ her, knowing full-well the djinn’d get clever and put them all in the same body. 🤌🏼

I wouldn’t complain, but still. Ancient Chinese curse: “May you live in interesting times”, and all that.😅

…is the most fun Matt Damon.

Aww, did someone drop his binkie? 🤣🖕🏼

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone’ll stick up for you, one of these days, kiddo. Keep being you. It’s going great.

Aww, did someone drop his binkie? 🤣🖕🏼

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone’ll stick up for you, one of these days, kiddo. Keep being you. It’s going great.

True enough, though I gotta admit: a team of even mildly organized squirrels make the tree player (VR) wonder if someone cranked up the difficulty after the kiddos had their turns in the seat. 🥹😂

Did I choose poorly by believing her that she was a nut doctor? 🫪

Squirrel Girl is dangerously attractive for all the best reasons my doc warned me about. 😶

That’s fairly privileged of you. Millions upon millions aren’t able to do what you do so nonchalantly, fellow human. Enjoy your own circumstances for what they are to you, but let’s not imply that it’s “easy” for anyone else to do the same. ✊🏼

Stop chasing away the coyotes, corvids, raptors, snakes, or pretty much any mid-tier predator, then. Coexist > consume.

Isn’t Acron exactly that, in a couch co-op? 🤩

The Crit Role “RTA” bit is relevant here, I feel, and no familiarity w/ the series req’d! 🤘🏼

(FYI: spoilers abound for any newbies looking up that years-long pay-off, but it’s worth it, IMHO.)

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So are we all. ✊🏼

Yeah, but they’re just thirsty by nature. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Kinda goes without saying. 😝

I wonder if they function any way similar to the mic/speaker polydirectional thing. 😅

Frankly, I think this is their way of asking nicely, “Please, take good care of this one in particular— or it’ll scream like a magic white boy jungle savior, and nobody wants that, right?” 🤔

“Hurts” or “sounds from the depths of”? 🤌🏼

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Seems not entirely dissimilar to how fans listen to dubstep already. 🙄

Oh, it wasn’t for nothing, but it certainly had no real effect on the world itself, sure. Let’s call that whole era an age of personal teachable moments— though the lesson took years to recognize. 🤷🏼‍♂️😬😅