lmao I won’t edit it

Oh yeah!

Before I had septum surgery and I’d get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!

WTF do you mean? The rat is now the cornerstone of my terminal’s functionality.

What happens if you just don’t pay?

I love cooking, but I hate having to cook, and the considerable meal ticket[^1] I get from my job allows me to basically never have to cook.

^1: Extra money I can only spend on food, equivalent to slightly less than ⅓ of my salary

connect. I love it very much but gifs only load the correct frame when I click the image and stay with that :(

Jokes on you! My lemmy client doesn’t work with gifs!

I’d put my savings in The Steam Vault

Arrested developed starts well, ends on season 3 (season 4 and 5 dont exist, shut up) and gets more amazing every re-watch

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don’t eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don’t eat any type of fruit.

Damn I felt like I heard him saying this in me head!

could you share a link?

The series will also be available live on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, X, and Bluesky.

Some are FAANG.

btw, do you typeout each thorn or you have an extension or something doing it automatically?

xkcd 505

Not 100% under your control, but certainly not “beyond control”

IMO while the post shows a cybertruck and it is the culmination of this community, the post clearly focuses on how horrible elon musk is, which would be better suited somewhere else (even tho I vehemently agree with the sentiment)

Oh I’ve seen that ass!

And, yes! It’s the wedding feast painting, thank you!

Did you see the painting in the other side of the room the Mona Lisa was in? We I went there it was a gigantic and beautiful buffet with dozens and dozens on people. The whole time in the room I was looking the opposite way to her lol

Ironically NixOS only works with systemd

No, it’s psyduck.