BlueFootedPetey

Pickup? I could be doing nothing bored outta my mind and I still send you to voicemail then text you back, hey whats up cant chat right now

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Or so im told.

Any physical activity is a broken jawn waiting to happen. Especially if you are over 30. Be careful, be mindful, wear protective gear.

And buy those blades and hit me up, we can blade together homie.

Swear to god buying a skateboard right now would totally help me stay in shape. Ok maybe roller blades?

Never mind that I just broke my big toe. As a totally sober adult.

First of all, you can. Second of all, blue tooth speaker in the bathroom? No one else. Thank god I get up early, cause i will regularly shower for like a half hour or more. I usually have stand up or music on while showering

Edgar was the roach alien, thats the teeny alien. Hth

I dont get worrying about the whole one trip thing when you have a driveway. Parked down the st? Sure. But you park next to your house? Relax.

Im not a bird, man. Im a birdman.

Iunno, im not a psychiatrist

Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.

Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.

Who sings that one? Thats not Cash is it?

I got into him while the “man from waco” album was new. What a fucking banger of an album. Im working my way thro his discography now.

Ive been to see him live, he might be one of the best singers iv seen live. Sorry Ozzy.

Country aint for everyone, but if you enjoy any amount of variance there is probably some country out there youd like.

Country as a genre is pretty low on my list, but Charley fucking Crockett? Drive by? Thats some decent current country.

Obvs Cash is the height of the past, his last few cover albums are a great way to ease into the genre.

In the cereal business its all about who you know. And I know Crackle.

The dragon was unable to focus it flame, and you have been burnt to death! The dragon however got a nice blaze on, and had a tasty treat.

If you spark the joint, turn to page 69.

If you let the Dragon spark the joint, turn to page 169.

If you let the dragon use its flame breath to spark the joint while you hold it, turn to page 420.

He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.

Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.

Well they didnt ask him, did they?

Listen Ill figure out the rules by the end of our second playthrough.