pooberbee (she/her)

My old job legitimately did this in C++ with a Perl script because we had to be able to build on some weird, old systems and couldn’t use C++ templates.

Sounds kind of like dragon’s beard candy.

Easier to say than sthing

I’m gonna say it’s crop milk

What’s the fourth milk?

I don’t really remember my wedding vows, but I’m 100% certain there was nothing in them about not killing children so… loophole?

Aunt Arctica, duh

I’m so excited for Steel Ball Run

I do this, but I’m trans. I just think we’re cool!

Okay, warmaster

Tangentially related, I remember at one of my jobs being tasked (several years in a row) with updating the copyright year in all our source files’ headers.

MILF