Reminds me of the classic dad joke, to be told when driving by a cemetery:

“Did you know the people who live around here aren’t buried in this cemetery?”

“Why not?”

“Because they aren’t dead yet.”

Should be Motorke

I’m confused by this curtain setup… do they have two layers of curtains?

People spend a lot of money trying to predict weather but that doesn’t mean it has free will.

I can only think of two.

1. Probably the scariest dream I ever had. Someone broke into my house trying to kill me. I ran into my bedroom and locked the door. They banged against the door until they smashed it open, and then I saw them run over and kill me over and over again while a voice said “You are not a normal human. You are a monster. You are the end of the world.” Freaked me out for a while.

2. My username here is from a dream I had a long time ago. I was in a movie theater watching a preview, and I don’t remember anything about it except at the end, the title, “pruwyben”, flashed across the screen in a shiny blue font. At the time it seemed like the funniest thing ever.

This is really cool

What do you mean by “mean”?

If you wanted to check these you can see them by logging in through a browser. But if you can see the posts now, it sounds like they’re already set correctly.

Make sure you have both English and Undetermined selected in your language settings.

Yeah, there are no call numbers. Seems to be a used bookstore.

edit: used book store? Wikipedia seems to agree with “Used bookstore”, but it’s not the bookstore that’s used, it’s the books…

Sch°○l

It threw me off, but I caught on.

バスガスバクハツ？

This isn’t a common term but it’s something I recently learned that’s kind of funny - the country Timor-Leste is named from the Malay word timur, meaning “east”, and the Portuguese word leste, meaning “east”. So it’s literally “East East”.

I am nonplussed.

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent word.

Thanks for the support, fellow windmill tilter.

Unfortunately Merriam-Webster disagrees.

Time to start installing and uninstalling random fonts everyday.

i’m gonna generate a podcast from my mobile phone bill real quick