i mean “Austin TX comedy” is not really about Texas per se, it’s very specifically a stand-in for Joe Rogan. he was born in NJ.

he looks like he’s crying

yeah so we can tape an entire duct around that shit

what’s the over under on how likely it is that he calls everyone who doesn’t tolerate his bigotry “snowflakes” while he’s so oppressed by the mere sight of a flag?

Canaday. and i don’t know but it’s stupid and it shouldn’t be.

Canadian pride ✅

Canada pride 🚩🚩🚩

non stop Ws

yeah i get it but that one only goes in the right way. that’s old tech, USB-A stuff. I’m talking a symmetrical build; you can connect it in any orientation, but only one orientation works. 359 degrees of wrong.

no, maybe I’m prejudiced against rocks

what if usb-d is round but the orientation DOES matter?

Elon? where?

what’s Orion?

ever since feudalism fell, dipshits all over the world have had one thing in mind: bring it back. now they’re almost there. and the peasants are all too ready to give it back.

yeah that’s what i meant

it’s my default browser on mobile. only after using it did i realize that i rarely need data stored, be it cookies or history. go to a site, read whatever, press the flame button to burn the session. for sites you want to keep you can “fireproof” them as well. ezpz

are you sure it’s not resetting because of your privacy settings

PlayStation at this point is like those soldiers you find deep in the woods, trying to fight the war on their own, ignorant to the news that the war ended years ago. still trying to fight the console wars in 2026.

Elon musk himself is responsible for so much car centric bullshit. he has his own tunnels, his own chargers, he does everything he can to stop any anti-car development, and he has the most dangerous cars out there. this is only one of them by the way, the one that has sharp hard metal corners that are meant to slice pedestrians in half, but his other cars spontaneously combust.

the fuck is he doing with the steering wheel