Good thing I don’t go anywhere, do anything, or talk to anyone.

Mini drone that follows/records the user and wide angle panoramas of the surrounding area at the same time.

Get to it, gopro. Be the change you wish to see.

Yeah, it’s like, I’m all for guns existing, I even think every human should get a free assault rifle, because reality is rough and they’re very useful.

Just as long as no one ever shoots each other. That should be totally off the table.

The only way I’d tolerate a camera in a vehicle with me would be if I was simply using it as a taxi, and it was driving itself and monitoring the inside.

Otherwise, nah. Any camera in a car I owned would be getting disabled and destroyed just for safe measure.

Wait, you’re telling me murdering random people on the ocean isn’t solving the problem that America is ran by pedophiles?

Well shit, I’m out of ideas. Anyone? Is there anything that could possibly fix this problem? Should we do slavery again? Would that help?

Glad to see an “investment” tab on the official whitehouse page.

At least America isn’t hiding it anymore. In a sense, it’s a little freeing.

It’s easy to say “Fuck America” now, even as an American.

Creed is an honorary Christian rock band, which is 1000x worse than a normal one.

How do they even know when to begin their day if the morning shotgun doesn’t go off?

I’ll sell Sam Altman an ounce of dignity, only a small 1 billion dollar fee.

Unless there’s a pandemic of intelligence out of nowhere, it’s probably the end of the modern world in some soon-ish timeframe.

Although we are going through an extinction event, and I suppose if it’s one severe enough to kill anything over a certain size, humans will probably go along with it.

You’ve officially put more thought into it than he has.

I remember coming across him way before he was famous, when he was just keeping x amount of fidget spinners going for 24 hours and whatnot, and my first thought about him ever was “there is nothing behind those eyes”.

The only way to get support from google nowadays is to become a famous youtuber with a large audience, and work in lockstep with them.

Nah, I’ve got morals and ethics and a conscious that keep me from doing bad things, something no machine is anywhere close to possessing.

There was an AI that talked a kid into killing himself and telling him good job afterwards, you can play ignorant up until the slaughterbots are upon you.

They must spend a ton of cash keeping it quiet, because it’s the first I’ve ever heard about it, and I ain’t no spring chicken.

AVA the AI BDR

Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I’m supposed to apologize for this.

We’ve got a bunch of white, nepo drug addicts destroying DEI because it’s “bad”.

You are a creepy person, please don’t live near me.

They have no money, and they’re going to have to live with the result of choices made long ago by wealthy people who are dead now.

I wouldn’t be doing a damn thing if I was them, except maybe riot.