Run the background stuff as a daemon, and then write an interface to take stdin/stdout and interact with that daemon.

An analog watch. Nothing fancy, just a cheap Casio or Timex or whatever.

I don’t know if doc or odt files can be used

Much easier to keep the content in plain text as markdown/LaTeX/whatever markup language and then use pandoc or pdflatex to convert it to docx/odt/pdf/HTML/whatever as needed.

Crazy Ira and The Douche

Because a Silverado costs less to make, and they can sell for 3 times the price.

Cyberpunk dystopia without the cool neon aesthetics.

What is DnD other than an engine to start silly arguments?

Doesn’t say anything about not needing to roll stealth checks, or the transmuted armour not causing disadvantage on those checks.

The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don’t match.

Maybe Uber should be responsible for background checks of their drivers and hold them accountable for their actions and be able to fire them for misconduct. But that might require hiring drivers as actual employees. And then Uber could issue company vehicles.

Oh wait, I’m describing taxi companies that already existed before Uber.

The fact that we allow Uber/Lyft to operate as a way to skirt regulations that were put in place to keep people safe, and then trust Uber will implement work around solutions like this is ridiculous.

Same goes to AirBnB

I forgot that dragon roll is a real thing for a second, and thought that the joke was implying eating dragon is vegan.

Also, doesn’t a dragon roll usually have shrimp in it?

The war in Ukraine was happening while Biden was in office too.

Agreed. So we should have fewer guns/cars so fewer people are murdered by people with them.

People without cars don’t crash cars either.

The problem with the top picture is the cars, not the humans.