Some Canadian stoners in the mid 2000s still hadn’t managed to work out fractions smaller than 1/4, apparently. “I’m picking up a half quarter,” they’d say, to announce their procurement of an eighth ounce of cannabis.

You can pop out threads with a command click in Slack, but I don’t know if you can change that to the default behaviour.

ISO-8601 master race

(e.g. 2026-04-24 for the uninitiated)

A 2026 Ford Satellite

In case anyone reading this didn’t know: direct sunlight can cause your VR headset lenses to act like a magnifying glass, burning your precious LCD in a moment, if the light hits it right.

Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.

Just say, “Thanks, a lot,” as enthusiastically as possible so that it’s uncomfortably enthusiastic. That’s what I used to do to make a mockery of the mandatory greetings policy back in my service industry days.

Cant say I didnt use this to find stuff about my exes

And I can’t say that doesn’t sound creepy at all…