I was really pumped for smart glasses. I do a lot of my learning while I walk and adding a small video window in the corner of my vision would really help with some of what I’m learning.

Sucks that it turned into what it is…

It’s a good reference (lol) even if it’s getting downvoted

AI augmenting human workers and making them faster or assisting in categorising or triaging work: great idea.

AI replacing human workers and doing the work itself with complete agency: terrible idea.

Everyone who has done this will learn it’s just a shitty intern running at sim city cheetah speed and you should give it the same trust and ability to fuck you as an intern.

Love that the termination routine is GOTOPOOH and the next step is BURNBABY

There’s not only one digital games platform out there, there’s just only one that’s really good. That’s the opposite of a monopoly, it’s just being better than the competition.

Second one gave me a good giggle

Why store polies in tiny byte spans when you can store them in up to a KB each of markup?

Fetch the poison, Darth. The poison for Luke. The poison chosen especially for Luke. Luke’s poison.

“Is for me? 👉👈”
~ AI

Who’d have thought that OpenAI would overfit with known faulty pretrains when the community as a whole are well aware not to do this…

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

I thought of a better version: Immediately stacks everything I’m carrying and jumps on the cow

When your mate is like “who’s my pretty little girl?” and giving their dog mouth kisses

Such an interrupting crow

Are Trump and Musk back shagging again are they?

If only there was a way to do this with the <script> tags as well

We could start a new quiz genre of “shop or slop?”

Who’d have thought the serial fraudster would defraud them?

Hentai virus eh?

Will i grow giant tits or giant dicks?

Peace talks are progressing in the typical Israeli fashion I see