That dude definitely masturbates.

$7 bag?!

What about in the winter? 😭

Shouldn’t this be on the shitpost community??

Just feels like I’m making out with the cow. Yuck.

Yeah, I guess that would work.

Lol I didn’t realize this was about de-Googling.

I don’t like all the other stuff but I use wallet all the time. It’s just convenient.

Does it with with banking apps and Google wallet?

I forgot to mention I also haven’t washed it since I got it…

I’ve tried a couple of locations and checked online… Couldn’t find them at I assumed they stopped making them. Lol

What ARE the biggest concerns?

I bought an Ikea firm pillow over a decade ago and it’s still just as good as when I first got it. I’ve been meaning to replace it but they don’t make them anymore.

That’s why I never leave home without my skates.

Carelian Satanist Madness

What do you mean? I always pay extra for the audiophile version of vinyl records!

My “favourite” ones are the Dyson ones where you have to do extra work by moving your hands up and down. Lol

No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??