Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.

February 27th.

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP. - Leonard Nimoy

I open at least one door so that my cat , bitches can watch “Bird TV” through the screen door, usually in the mornings while the outside temperature is nice.

I unfortunately live in Texas, so we’ll reach fusion temps outside in April or May.

Yes, my cat’s name is , bitches.

It’s Tennessee. You can have a little bumfucking as a treat, as long as it’s your sibling.

is it two boinks for left and one boink for right, or is it two boinks for right and a hip thrust for left?