Lancashire is generally the better white crumbly, but there are certainly good examples of both

How promptly?

Edit as of 6d - not very goddamn promptly. Boss wants the report in on Monday.

I think - correct me if I’m wrong - that ‘internet search’ is a thing that might be helpful here. What that can do (assuming that I didn’t dream it) is allow you to compile a list of music festivals that lean towards your preferred genres. From there, you may be able to figure out what you’ll need to compromise on (duration, cost, location) and even find somewhere to book tickets. I believe altavista, or maybe it was astalavista, or possibly ‘yahoo’, were some of the sites. It’s been a long time, and like I say, 'twas perhaps just a particularly vivid recurring dream I used to have…

Sometimes you just gotta counterattack the hive mind

I hadn’t thought about Canada at all, nor about how indigenous people in North America / Australia wouldn’t necessarily have been included in historical literacy rates – instead I’d glibly taken the literacy rates of the largest countries that ostensibly ‘spoke English’ at face value, and you make a compelling point. All very interesting, thanks

Jeez, what country are you talking about with that level of literacy up until 1950? India?

Outstanding to me that my only actual claim – that civilian humans were in fact killed during the infamous protests – is one that you folks actually do accept, albeit reluctantly, but y’all still got your knickers in a twist and are ascribing all sorts of stereotypes to me in your head.

Is agnetic a typo? I don’t known that word.

Can’t tell you how much your sympathy means to me, comrade

It’s cool how you deny the agency and personhood of the protestors by outright stating that they were all plants by ‘western countries’. Very enlightened!

Pla deaths outnumbered protestor deaths? Jeez, what’re you smoking? Even the Chinese govt didn’t claim that. And why are you thankful that ‘protests are impossible now’? Do you truly relish the political disenfranchisement of the populace so much? Smh my head

Do you… think that there were no protestor deaths at tiananmen square?

Because repetition is an effective way of convincing people to accept a narrative, and meme channels tend to be more widely subbed than others.

Misleading with statistics can certainly be done in some contexts, but it’s harder to do that than it is to be wrong with just ‘I have a gut feel bro’. The breakdown by income quartile here is, like, directly the narrative that the stats are intended to support and clearly a larger impact that immigration because… Well… Quartiles are quite big…

Getting back from holiday in a few hours and the weather is cold? Turn the heating on from your app before you get back. Wow. Life changing. Don’t have a use case for most things being connected but thermostat really isn’t that crazy IMO.

This works best if you roast all the ingredients together. I like to take my cookie dough and mould it into fun shapes before roasting, gives it some lighthearted humour

If my dentist is a racist, should I not go to the dentist? Seems like letting my oral hygiene suffer because of it would be a case of cutting off my nose to spite my face. In your search for a life lived in ideologically purity have you found some acceptable alternative?

Good for you babes, but I wouldn’t trust you to wipe your arse if you can’t even keep data consistent

Jesus fucking Christ man, not everyone’s use cases are your use cases. Get some real world experience. If you don’t know the kinda shit you have to actually do, it’s easy, but sometimes the show’s just gotta go on