While listening to:

Angine de Poitrine - Sherpa

I think you need to have a large and varied drug collection and the will to commit capital fraud to enjoy Vegas.

Rebellion!

I remember meeting up with friends was either you stay together after school or try to guess where they might be at that moment. Maybe they’re in this persons basement because they just got an n64, or maybe they’re playing ball in the field, etc.

Now it’s all very organized and less chances to get lost and find your way back. I sometimes wonder what would happen if the cell network was just gone one day, for whatever reason.

That all changed when the Arcade Fire attacked.

Contaminate the cooling lines with salt somehow?

For the saner ones, it’s an excuse to layoff workers after over-hiring. AFAICT there are not AI systems that completely replace a human bean.

Most of those tourism stories are focused on towns along the Canadian border, most Canadians aren’t crossing the border unless they absolutely have to.

Yyyep.

Yep.

Should’ve let em spend a night with the dogs bed instead of raw dogging a new pet introduction.

:p

I’m imagining a whole religion being created centred around my little pony because the fanfics that were dug up were completely misinterpreted.

no that’s not funny

Lel = heh

My nail clippers come with a fold-out, dull metal hook that’s the perfect shape for scraping out nail gunk.

Look for a pair like that, or usually nail files have something like it an the tip. In a pinch a dulled toothpick might work.

Maybe a pair of tweezers with thin ends too.

Music from the before-fore.

Ate too many beans, now I have to go rolfing.

A true purist. Respect.

>Be at work party  
>Find something a coworker said extremely funny  
>Say “lmao” with a laugh  
>Awkward silence  
>Die a little inside  
>I’m never going to socially recover from this