All my homies hate FIFA

Soccer is for the people not the fascists

To win the game, you must fuck me, John Romero

We’re not talking enough about

Paul Dilda, BMO’s head of U.S. consumer strategy

Well you sure aint helping yourself

When I lived in the northeast, pre-2002, I remember seeing a few Escalade SUVs.

When I moved to the PNW, I suddenly discovered that there is also such a thing as an Escalade PICKUP. Extended cab, natch.

Ymmv depending on where you are. I was happily employed in the Unix space until I moved to Seattle.

Becoming atheist

Water enhancers. Mio, Gatorade tabs, etc.

This kinda feels like a “duh.” Or a “Well, makes sense”

People pay for Adobe?

Haven’t used PS in ages. Gimp, Audacity, Inkscape, etc

What’s worse is my wife never seems to have this problem even when it’s the same damn batch of eggs.

I thought we settled this years ago

All the bots will just come to Fedi. I’ve already seen some.

I swore we resolved this decades ago

It’s the pages. It’s all the JavaScript. And especially the HTML5 stuff. The amount of code that is executed in a webpage these days is staggering. And JS isn’t exactly a computationally modest language.

Of the 200kB loaded on a typical Wikipedia page, about 85kb of it is JS and CSS.

Another 45kB for a single SVG, which in complex cases is a computationally nontrivial image format.

The program expands so as to fill the resources available for its execution

– C.N. Parkinson (if he were alive today)

Sure, google play is a standard part of android, but you don’t need to have it, though you do need SOME kind of app installer. Samsung ofc has its own. Kindle Fires used their own and didn’t have Google Play iirc, but you could install it yourself.

Good thing the fiscally responsible party is in power

Silly proletarian, that’s not even the credit score they use for home loans

Increased speed? Maybe half the time.