Roll away, pumpkin.

If you do not vote, you support political parties that you do not agree with at all.

When will I die?

Who still has an X account 😂?

That’s better than the one I learned in school: tits hang.

Yes you are right; it seems I’ve been listening too much to the guardian and my British friends who have lost their jobs. And to the man in the street that I talk to during my vacations in the uk. Mea culpa!

I started warning against Brexit around 2013, but I have to admit that witnessing the slomo carcrash since has had a few itoldyouso moments.

No need to gloat. You’re still not in the EU. Happy with your blue passport, eh?

Great initiative! Code sign: Ivan the creep. Steers drones (for a handful of rubles) over Kiev to kill women and children. Will appear in The Hague in 2032 for genocide. Directly funded by china, with support from the USA government.

Great initiative! Call sign: Ivan Gonadski. Lost both legs in the meatgrinder. Today: vegetable in novosibirsk, building 23, balcony of apartment 2281.

Now that ICE is deporting HALF the population, what will they do with the surplus? The deep state is hiding this from YOU.

Amperage is only relevant for a short moment, just before you go through the pearly gates.

It’s basically a USA thing. People in Europe are spectators viewing how things are developing, they see some collateral damage in Europe, but are expecting a big eruption in the USA… which weirdly enough isn’t happening.

The Heimlich maneuver.

Maga still hasn’t figured out how to lick a stamp.

It’s a miracle how a shot of hormones in your ass can impact your performance.

Donald trumpet is the reincarnation of Jorge Ubico, Guatemalan dictator (born/died June 14, 1946).

Start laughing and say: “you kidding me now. Right?” Then keep on laughing, shake your head and change the topic.

You couldn’t make this shit up

Jesus H. Christ, hot damn.