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Lawn and leaf bags for sticks leaves and grass. Basically giant grocery bags.

Who’s there?

That’s it, that’s the joke…Just leave em hanging trying to figure out what to do next.

It’s a knock knock joke;but, you have to start it.

It’s the one brain cell shared among all orange cats.

Making out / kissing is fun, take what you can get.

Also if they didn’t have legs, it’s still idear

Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. “No idear”

It is acidic, which is a common preservation method as it reduces the amount of bacteria that can find the citrified food as hospitable.

You wouldn’t know them, they go to a different school.

For real though, I’m married five years to a person i “dated” (lived with) for seven years. We didn’t meet by kismet, we met 26 years ago in middle school and spent five years being friends.

The only thing I love nearly as much as her is our cats and the time we all spend together.

Oh shoot you’re right. I thought it was just a hardwood floor and table and a good angle. The taters look real big in comparison but are also super blurry so i also thought it was popcorn because i was too lazy to read

I just want my landlord to install something other than subflooring in my kitchen.

Or replace the drywall that’s covered in black mold.

A fridge that isn’t 40 years old would’ve been cooler.

Maybe a stove replacement for the one that nearly caught an electrical fire 4y ago.

Maybe for the cost of all of the repairs this place needs i should just offer to buy it and evict the upstairs neighbors

Less soap

Preheat water

Rinse aid (there has to be a non commercial replacement for this but i haven’t researched yet)

Open it when done (moisture needs a place to go)

Bought myself a 300$ ‘portable’ dishwasher from my “local big box home improvement store”. Fits about a day and a half of dishes, up another half day depending. Runs in 1.5h and right off my tap so no dedicated installation.

I invested another 100 in a flat topped utility/tool cart and set it up on that so i can wheel it out of my kitchen when i am not using it.

My wife approved.

Have you heard of Floof? It’s a cryptoshare claoudeservice from zink that unifies beek and fraw to make a new service called zwroak (pronounced croak)

Fantastic staging! The mini home depot buckets really sell themselves!

Be fair, the last thing Kobe did was miss the landing

I would reckon that beans be beans. Kidney, great white northern, green, or garbanzo… As long as yer not addin taters

This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.

I like this, thank you

I believe that was a joke about michigan