Well I’m glad Google decided to bite the bullet and face the immense, Biblical backlash. So that Mozilla Corporation has a few new thoughts to ponder on.

There’s that old legend about the Symbolics Lisp Machine keyboards which had, like, a bazillion modifiers (and were a big influence on Emacs). Someone suggested that they would eventually run out space to put in more shift keys, so they’d have to introduce pedals. I suppose organ stops would also work.

I just wanted a small nook of the web where I could find art reference pictures and create a huge folder of cutest turtle pictures. It’s getting gradually harder with all the slop, yes!

Entirely hypothetical conversation:

Musk: “We really, really want to buy the xVideo domain. We have the money. We really need to do this.”

xVideo rep: “Uh, right. But why, though?”

Musk: “We really care about the branding. It’s a powerful thing.”

Folks! Are YOU thinking of getting Disney+? Well, you can see the only content worth watching there, right here. …that’s not much, now is it?

Obligatory comment from someone on the [email protected] crowd:

How cars fly on planes? WELL THEY USUALLY DON’T. We just make shitloads of infrastructure for them. BCUZ OF FREEDUMZ

Lollipop snatching? Amateur tier. Now let’s do some bronze tier stuff.