I propose bringing all the hungry canines over to meet Elon. It should be televized.

Stuck in traffic…introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!

Papa pa pa paaaa! I’m loving it!

New on the McDonalds menu!

Thanks for listening to 100.7! Your friends Krissy and tushy.

Avocados from Mexico!.. Now just $4.50 extra on every taco!

Donate to Snt Vincent’s cousin Alfredo Medo. Every year thousands go hungry without a proper apply wristwatch…

At Von’s club we’re family!

You’ve arrived! Welcome home! Don’t forget the two dildoes on your Amazon cart! The pink one is Christina’s favorite. Antonio loves the blue one because its gir…door slams!

Hatchback opens…when you open up a new Coke check under the cap to win a trip to Eldorado! …hatchback slams!

I love it!

Obamacare vs Trumpcession

Yet the Republicans will vote Trump next time around.

This is how they overturned Rowe vs Wade.

First a little punch, then another and another. These people deserve to never hold office again.

You know maybe they should fly a super sonic jet right thru main st. china to see what happens.

I selfhosted my photos! That makes me so very happy honestly.

Wow! I didn’t know this existed. So it just turns JavaScript off to kill ads? I thought we could do that in our browsers ourselves.