Ah, Jerome. A great example of man’s hubris.

The real ones had blockbuster deliver by mail, then returned those discs in store same day so to prompt the next delivery. I think it was a buck cheaper than Netflix at the time, too. Yargh

Weezer’s Hash Pipe came to mind for me. The rest of the green album and much of their stuff is distinctly different.

I’m not here to condone smoking, but OP isn’t here for unsolicited advice either.

Or, put them in a pen. Or, leash and walk them. It’s no different than having a dog and being respectful of neighbors.

Electric toothbrush.

Invest in your teeth. Trust me.