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It’s no Half-Life 3, but I’ll take it for a spin. 🤪

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

Ya know? I think I might know a couple tamale trucks that could use a minor upgrade… 🤩

I’d give up soup if the piss’d stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we’re each trying to work on. ✊🏼

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it’d need to feed said homeless first. So far, it’s just pissing on us poors. No soup.

NGL, lower left’s ready to giggle the clit like a considerate pro.

edit: meant “tickle”, but I’m leaving it.

One gets the paddle.

Fuckin’ influencer wasps.

Don’t sully Dreamcast’s name like this. 🤢

Call it slop, like it is —no matter how many humans were “involved”. 🙄

Taking care of future you. Love it!

So, a Wednesday?

Gooned*

from the Olde English “guined” —an easy mix-up

Just think, after the systems-manufactured destitute addicts clean out the rare metals from those industrial pustules, the whole country’s houseless will have homes, right?

Right?

Nope. My brain doesn’t work that way. I couldn’t name a one.

Too smart to be happy, too dumb to con one’s way to riches, too poor to stop the cycle.

So close… Almost there… Unf, just a little more… All the way in… Yeah, wiggle it just like that, and… YES! YES, I AM! OHGODStheCHARGE! 🎉

That’s dangerously close to apologia, and at the very least hopefully naive, all due respect, fellow poor. 🙏🏼

It’s the organic, free-trade, shade grown brand, though!

They’re the same party in a different color, FFS.