MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoPlease stop dropping this kid offlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1833arrow-down110
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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 months agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 months agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoi think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 months agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
minus-squareAffine Connection@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoWha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.
minus-squareAffine Connection@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoexactly what I was expecting
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
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Kinky
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that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
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i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
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That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
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Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.
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exactly what I was expecting
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