When you have a lot to say but don’t got a lot of time

In a best-case scenario, imagine how much profits your upcoming product w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟n͟‘t͟ get if it didn’t create any buzz in the media.

Contracted by Apple? You can probably get away with hiding the Pope in Taylor Swift’s closet.

Imagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message “⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here…”.

The fediverse is many instances (logs) that magically sync as one wood.

(source - DDG image search, mcrdsd.marines.mil

Somewhere a warehouse manager is sweating, waiting for a text reply from his computer buddy… “is this ai??? does this look like one of my stores?? how can tell those candles real???”

Snoochie poochies

“Jimmy Hoffa waited up to 2 hours in this parking lot for his “friends” after they stood him up for a lunch at the Red Fox Cafe.”

🧑‍⚖️: “But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?”
🤓: “That’s why I need you to rewrite it.”
👶🧒: “Wait… wat?!”

🤓: “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you guys.”

Also Roku live tv has commercial breaks.

On a related note, the Samsung live tv app now runs javascript during its commercial breaks. It locks\disables about ten buttons on your remote so you are forced to wait or “interact” with the commercial.

I expect as Roku grows they’ll soon pick up that feature.

Would dating the boss’s competition girlfriend’s daughter count as networking?

Can I substitute a resumé with insider intel?

What makes me a good candidate to be a Walmart cashier? The same as everybody else… Union Bank in the Seychelles just now has the highest private divestor savings rates.

Look at that face! That is someone that doesn’t give two licks about getting candy. That is the face of someone who knows how to put the sugar back into the cane!

🍞🎁This holiday season give a eToast gift carb! Unsolicitedly surprise your breadies with a reloadable gift card and a loaf they can use to toast ad-free or purchase a loaf of their own! 🍞🎁

A very specific type of data center called a scaleable private data center – mainly used by one entity, one private purpose, designed to be infinity sized-up. Not to be confused with other valuable purposed data centers. Some examples include…

• telecommunications public sector (911, gov’t, schools, local tv & radio)
• telecommunications private sector (global phone, tv, radio, satellite uplinks)
• internet services (aws, cdn, db, backends)

You can generally tell which is which. A properly planned civil infrastructure takes years or decades to plan. The other is a rush “fly-by-night” build.

Face down, apu up? This is how airplanes like to…
Well, it depends exactly where the auxillary power unit is. Sometimes it is near the wing box. So it could look like this…

In as little as 6 to 19 months, smaller craft can produce an air-wothiness certificate!

Comedian The Greg Wilson without the moustache kind of looks like a super paranoid Mulder from X-Files… and Latino Ross from Frends.

For automatics… P-R-Ñ-D-L

Also stars and diamonds. I guess a star is a kind of butthole.

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Crack a fat ~ Pitch a tent