This is some serious bullshit

  • Dearth@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    His charade parade likely cost an American figure skater a gold medal. The traffic jam his ego created delayed her arrival to the venue so much she had to skip her entire warmup.

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    4 months ago

    Well I guess sofas are quite big. If JD boy brought his whole harem… That’s a lot of cars.

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      4 months ago

      That’s probably some Secret Service thing, because the threat of poisoning is actually real. In America, the Secret Service goes to great lengths to vet potential restaurant stops wherever the POTUS/VP is going to be. But they don’t exactly have jurisdiction to do that when they’re in another country.

      Notably, Trump’s love of fast food has made the Secret Service’s job extremely frustrating… He apparently has a tendency to just spontaneously demand a drive-thru stop, giving the Secret Service no time to actually run security checks on the staff ahead of time.

  • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “Jesus, these Italians oughtta do something about this shitfuck traffic.”

    “Sir, the motorcade is quite literally 100% of the traffic in the city.”

    “It’s only 40 cars, why can’t they build us a 40 lane road? Is this not a first world Christian nation?”

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    4 months ago

    From a security perspective, these only serve to create an extensive roadblock - and a traffic jam as seen at the end. Disable one in front, one in rear, and you’ve got them kettled. Plus, as you can see, it’s a very slow moving convoy. A dozen bike cops and two cars (Couchfucker + security detail) would be sufficient.

    Whoever came up with this idea should be fired.

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      4 months ago

      Unless you are not in America, being surprise at the incompetence and stupidity of these fuckers in power is unacceptable.

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    4 months ago

    So much European taxpayer money wasted on a fleet of pedophile protectors. Stop welcoming them here.

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      4 months ago

      I’m sure the other 39 cars will be a lot of help.

      You wouldn’t even need to bother with the bomb, just shoot him when he gets out of the car his smug face is a pretty big target.