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minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoprobably want his launch codes.
minus-squareTommi Nieminen@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoIt’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoWe can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoWe all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoMan, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
minus-squareRubanski@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoBeginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
minus-squaredrctrl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoIt looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
probably want his launch codes.
It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
It looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now