[two characters are sittiing at the same table, talking]
[blue, happy, holding a document]
The date for the wedding has been set!
[purple, curious and a bit confused]
Wait, did you even ask her out?
[blue, still happy]
Nah, she doesn’t even know me yet
[purple facepalms with gusto and cringes]
…
https://thebad.website/comic/this_is_about_project_management
To be fair, if you stagger them and keep impregnating one of them every month (and ignore that nine months is an approximation with significant variability, and that women can’t get pregnant immediately after giving birth) you will eventually be getting one baby every month. You’ll still need to wait nine months for the first one, though.
It’ll be horribly stressful and unhealthy for the women and the babies, and many of them will die and need to be replaced, but when have managers cared about that?