You want us to tell you how to assault someone, break their glasses, and claim self defence?

Type 1 hypervisor

Money

My Lemmy client doesn’t show profile pics. But that would track with the questions they ask. It sounds like they ask a chatbot something, don’t know a specific thing and asks Lemmy instead.

Because Pokemon was king, Social Media was MySpace, crazy frog ringtones were everywhere and 444 55566688833 99966688 meant something.

It can do. It depends on your service level agreement with your customer.

Your site may be online but because it takes 2 min to load a page it may as well be offline for the sake of productivity.

If you look at OPs history. They ask a lot of questions with missing information which a quick online search will get you answers.

My bad, I read your comment wrong. Ithough you meant it was working and that sounds like a bad thing.

How long the site has been accessible within an acceptable margin of error. Generally expressed as Nines. More nines = more uptime.

90%, 99%, 99.9%, etc

What do the logs say? If you don’t know where the logs are google it. If you don’t know what logs are, go watch a Linux tutorial on YouTube. You have serious gaps in your knowledge for what our are trying to do.

Welcome to the internet.

A series of usually squares arranged in a pattern. Can sometimes be other shapes like Civilisation games.

Depends how you define off grid.

That doesn’t sound like a pro to me.

Because people who use hyper specific words are either trying to make themselves look smart, or are using them in a specific context where saying ‘good job on knowing a common word in this area of knowledge’ is kinda patronising.

Would you congratulate your kid on saying turn ‘the spigot off’ instead of saying ‘turn the tap off’ in the kitchen? You shouldn’t, because a spigot is an outdoor thing.

Only partly. Starlink is a wireless service based on satellites in space rather then 4/5G mobile towers in our local area.

The antennas on people houses shoot signals up the the sats and the sats relay that traffic to the ground stations.
Once the signal is collected by the ground stations it is then carried by fibre to internet exchanges to access the greater internet.

Yes, both.

It gives you allergies.

Correct, Telehouse is a colocation facility. If you need servers close to internet exchanges or offsite for regulatory reasons places like Telehouse, equinox, Interaction, or NextDC are the most popular option.

Yes.