Ten bucks says there will be some kind of “assassination attempt” that will happen at this event.
Hopefully it’s a success.
I had to check three times - this is not The Onion. This is real, and humor is dead.
I still think it’s The Onion.
Clown country
So embarrassing…
I wonder about the streaming rights to this. Will this be publicly broadcast?
Does it matter? Only idiot maga will watch this and I don’t give a shit if they have to pay.
I’d rather UFC and paramount not get money for this.
Of course. UFC is more a TV show than anything else.
Nah, it’ll be pay-per-view with at least half going directly to Trump
Which is a broadcast to the public
That’s not broadcast to the public. That would be broadcast to a select few that paid for the rights to view it. Public broadcast television is exactly that, publicly broadcast to everyone for free.
Public broadcasting and broadcasting publicly are not the same thing.
I actually thought this was an onion article at first glance, what the fuck
Pedo in the meme to fit the pedo in chief.
Seinfeld is the worst part of Seinfeld. I always thought he was so annoying and was just constantly complaining. Like dude shut up and suck it up. Also, body positivity is a good thing, so yeah go stand on the wrong side of history, Jerry.
I think that’s the point. Jewish humour is usually self deprecating. Jerry was a miserable ass that made himself the butt of the joke
IMO Larry David made Seinfeld good in spite of Seinfeld.
With every day that passes we lean harder into Idiocracy.
Jesus fucking Christ
Fine job you’ve done of running this country into the ground after WW2, the party never stopped and now we’re paying the bills.
I don’t understand all the confusion and/or guffawing.
Bloodsport is the most apropos way to celebrate the founding of America.
Idiocracy moving briskly apace
Idiocracy is one of the most unrealistic portrails of the US executive brance (the house of representin is spot on) President Dwayne Elezondo MtnDew Herbert Camacho is actually the best fictional president. He had a problem,
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found the most qualified person to solve it.
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listened to them (reluctantly) then.
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didnt take much credit for it, one it was solved
No other president would have done any of those things… Perhaps Carter.
I’d believe that would definitely make Comancho the greatest president the US had ever seen.
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Who would have thought that the big birthday party of the most powerful nation on earth would be reduced to something like this. They threw a good national birthday party back in 1976.
Maybe we can put exotic dancers in the East Room and swap out the Resolute Desk for a baccarat table
LOL, imagine Trump being sophisticated enough to play anything but a slot machine.
