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I wish Markwayne would get bedbugs in his butt.
Ringworm, just everywhere. Syphilis in his eyes. Use your mind’s eye; manifest it into reality.
The nicest thing one can say about him is that he has two first names as a first name
Mullin ‘is not a human but a sack of shit’
Have they ever served ethnic food at Holiday Inn?
Yes
How do you even write satire anymore?
Shoebody Bop
I’d give anything for a satire cauldron
Best I can do is leaden pewter.
I mean, as long as the potion doesn’t need to be consumed, or touched, pewter does offer many benefits when it comes to forging the cauldrons.
What the Hell else are you gonna do with a potion?!
Fun fact I just learned: the word “potion” literally comes from the Latin verb for “to drink”.
