I know I’m not the only one who feels like I’m getting visually assaulted everytime I drive at night. It was bad 10 years ago but now, it seems like headlight manufacturers have a deal with insurance companies and optometrists to make the lights as bright as possible. Is this ever going to stop or is there some kind of race in the headlight industry to see who can reproduce the power of the sun first?
Probably because I used to complain about it a lot, and people like to do things that I complain about, specifically to torment me because they think it’s funny, without giving any thought to the reasons why I was complaining about it in the first place…
Can you start complaining about some generous stranger suddenly putting 500 million in my bank account?
Damn it! I hate it when random strangers suddenly depost $500 million into TheReanuKeeves’s bank account. It’s the fucking worst!
How’s that?
It’s saturday so we may have to wait until monday for the transaction to go through. I will keep you updated.
If it’s successful you can slip me my cut in the form of genuine pre-colonial silver coinage. I like how it feels in a sack dangling from my belt.
I’ve got something in a sack dangling from my belt for you.
Does it jingle and clink when you set it down?
They wobble to-and-fro. I can tie 'em in a knot, I can tie 'em in a bow. I can throw 'em o’er my shoulder like a continental soldier.
Best I can do is spanish dubloons inside a dried lion sack
I’ll take the dubloons, but if they’re cursed I swear to god I will haunt your soul for as long as mine is doomed to wander the space between the realms of the living and the dead!
Finally, I don’t have to be alone anymore