Vultures are badass. One of my absolute favorite birds to see.

Look for the largest air bubbles:

Just imagine what might’ve happened in the happier timeline–the timeline in which agentic traffic didn’t eclipse real people until next year! We could’ve built such a better, more-beautiful world. We were so damn close.

What’s that? Glub glub glub? Can’t hear you in all that water, fish boy.

That’s super 1337 of you! The narwhal bacons at midnight, indeed, my good sir!

Seriously?

xCq, don’t mind if I do!

Should’ve never come down from the trees.

Like a lot of people, when you say gooning, I picture Trump. Sue me! This one is 100% on you.

It’s like punky folk. Really fun mix.

Trump is probably the carrier of the flesh-eating screwworms. I imagine they just flake off him like his orange dandruff.

Huh, that’s unexpected and interesting.

It was good while it lasted though. I got a little taste of those heady days of yore. Oh, the headers we saw. The logos, the banners. Dare I say it: the featured carousel images. 🥲

Recently discovered this fun little ditty:

Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch

Have you tried this brand? They were a revelation to me. Soooo good, no macadamia has compared, so far. They taste like salted butter.

Or just leave the raccoon alone and let him eat damn. :(

No, too fast and painless. Not that it’d be painless, just not painful enough for him.

Okay, I’ll meet you there! I’m sure everyone else will also show up after seeing this exchange. Let’s gooooooo! This is iiiiiit!

Had a guy tell me today that he’s becoming a graphic designer to change paths and I just didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Sue me, I wanted a copy on colorful stationery.